Back-to- Year Round What? When? Now?

Back-to-School time always sneaks up on me. If you’ve read previous posts, you’ll know that I’m typically between two weeks and eight years behind on everything. And this “policy” of mine, for lack of a better term, doesn’t discriminate: It applies equally to doing the laundry as it does to filling out camp registration forms to putting sunscreen on my children. But this year, turning around and finding that back-to-school time has sneaked up on me and smacked me in the ass isn’t really just because of my “policy”.  Do they have year-round schools where you live? I’ve never quite gotten the hang of those. And I’d better get the hang soon… because my kids will be starting one in two weeks.

I’ve been avoiding this whole year-round school thing like the plague. If you’re totally unfamiliar with it, you probably still understand it twice as well as I do. Basically, the kids go to school for about nine weeks, then have three weeks off… all year long. So if you want to go to Maui in the off-season, you’re great. If you take an annual trip to your grandmother’s in Cleveland in the summer, you’re screwed. It took us a good three years to find a summer camp for our kids that would be for all of them, all three of them, all at the same time, for the whole summer… all of it. Now, we’re going to have to figure out what to do with them every nine weeks. What can I do with them that doesn’t cost a fortune? Let’s see. How many card games do I know? Maybe I could learn magic. Naaaa… I don’t have to entertain them every minute. That’s what the tablets and TV are for.

As if the whole year-round calendar idea wasn’t confusing enough, there are four different tracks. So you could have one kid in elementary school who’s on track 1 and gets out of school next week and doesn’t start again until September. Then you have a kid in middle school on track 3, who goes back tomorrow and one in high school who went back two weeks ago.

I heard on the local news that there are some kids here who graduated last Friday and then started their new school this Monday. I’m not kidding. So you’re like an elementary school kid on Friday and a middle schooler on Monday. Hurry up. There’s not much time. Better get that puberty thing over-with on the weekend. That and learning to open a combination lock. It’s like the school system is run by a soap opera writer. Monday the woman’s pregnant; Wednesday she has the baby; Friday it’s in third grade.

Back when my kids started elementary school, we switched them to a traditional calendar school because there was no guarantee that even all three kids– triplets mind you– all in the same school mind you–all in the same grade (at the moment anyway) mind you– would be on the same track. I could see me dealing with that.

“Look, Ms. Principal, I know one of my kids is supposed to come back to school today. I just don’t remember which one. Here, this one’s been the most annoying the past couple of days. Just take her.”

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4 thoughts on “Back-to- Year Round What? When? Now?

  1. Oh, wow. I didn’t realize that year-round school would have tracks, so different grades could be on different schedules… they’d have to make allowances for siblings, right? That’s just crazy! As a special education teacher I often think that there are so many benefits to year-round school, because of retention issues and regression over the long summer breaks (parents can opt out of summer school programs, which many do because of travel, or camp, or concerns about childcare since most programs are half day). But that sounds totally koo-koo — to end one grade Friday and start a new one immediately? Crazypants. I guess there’s positives and negatives. Do you still get things like Columbus Day and Memorial Day off if they fall in the 9 weeks on part? I feel like it would be glorious to have 9 weeks of uninterrupted instruction and then 3 weeks off in some ways, but the finagling of schedules sounds awful and summer camp would have to be a two week thing only. Huh.

    1. My son went to a tech camp for a week last year and this year he can’t because it will be the second week of school. I waited until the last minute to cancel it. I was hoping it would somehow magically work out. He loved that camp. But now they’re getting psyched for middle school. My daughter already has heels to wear. She’s determined to look taller for middle school.

  2. If it was structured well and everyone was on the same schedule, I’d like it a lot. I would rather have more frequent breaks than have to wait all year for one big, long break. It would help a lot with having multiple travel options vs. always feeling like we need to travel in the highest heat.

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